Shame An internet racist today was shamed and ostracized by his racist chat group for terrible prejudices against people not of his own race. “It’s truly horrendous,” one bystander had to say, as he spit shined his statue of Hitler. “Can’t he just give somebody a chance and not judge them for the color of […]
Category: Old News
Capes Confirmed for Giant Blankies
Bankies not just for babies According to Dr. Jan Janson, who heads up the quiltology department of the School of Cuddling at Oxford, capes were simply enormous bankies nobles would take with them should nappies occur. In his forthcoming book, “How Naps Fixed the World,” Dr. Janson suggests that noble classes of Europe were able […]