Shame

An internet racist today was shamed and ostracized by his racist chat group for terrible prejudices against people not of his own race.

“It’s truly horrendous,” one bystander had to say, as he spit shined his statue of Hitler.

“Can’t he just give somebody a chance and not judge them for the color of their skin?” asked another man who has nothing to do with this story and has had no contact with anybody in it.

We here at Faik.news condemn all forms of racism and encourage racists to stop being so racist, and start being just a little less racist. A little bit everyday can help so much.

“Sí señor, I am so sad.”

— the Victim

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Police arrived at the scene of a reported bank robbery at 2:07pm in Douglas County, West Virginia just outside Asheburg. They had been dispatched to the location after a whispered and hurried 911 call placed from within the bank suggesting bank robbers with medical-grade facemasks were currently holding everyone hostage.

Officer Ramsey, who was at the scene: “Yeah, we couldn’t tell who was who, ya know, we just try our best and sometimes that doesn’t completely work out. But hey, at least we got the bank robbers too!”

“It was a nightmare,” says the unfortunately injured bystander who wishes to remain anonymous, “see, my husband Tom and I were just there to cash a damn check! And now he’s dead! They required us to wear masks, I don’t understand…” At this point she was screaming and we couldn’t understand very much else through the snot bubble on her face and mouth.

Chief of Police and Mayor declined to comment though they may have been bums, can’t be sure on account of the masks.

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